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16 May 2008 @ 09:16 pm
CROSS.

BOOZE.

NOW.
 
 
18 September 2007 @ 06:53 pm
captainlilith || Aizen


It is amazing how boring things get when everything is going my way.

I believe they call it a "macro war." Indulge me.

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Current Location: Hueco Mundo
Current Mood: boredbored
 
 
fortuna || Albel Nox
Subject: Complaining, Part I

This place reeks of mediocrity. Isn't there at least something entertaining to do around here? Also, which of you geniuses invaded my computer with Aqua? I don't appreciate waking up in the morning to hear some high-pitched voice of a likely eunuch male telling me they wish they were a lollipop.
 
 
Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated
 
 
06 September 2007 @ 11:18 am
pretzelcoatl || Baralai

Good afternoon everyone,

I have finally managed to witness all of the events recorded in the sphere about the great Lady Yuna, Rikku, and my comrade Paine and their efforts in reuniting Spira. I am pleased about their adventures, for the most part (although I must confess that I did not realize how far-reaching the Spirans For Math in Every Venue organization was). I am, however, slightly vexed at the inaccuracy recorded in history.

As you are now well aware, the person named Shuyin possessed both Nooj and myself. After I came to my senses, I sunk into a deep depression over my role in restarting Vegnagun. However, although I do take full responsibility for my actions, there is an important part of the story which you must hear.

Sometime during the course of events, Shuyin foolishly decided that he wanted to try a new body. He chose this body in the sacred land of Zanarkand, driven by impulse to possess the entities with the most passion. Unfortunately for him, he was unable to realize his mistake until he divided into pyreflies which possessed every single monkey which was inhabiting the area. Although the record of Lady Yunalesca is now besmirched, I do not think that this shrine was appropriate for the mating habits of primates.

Soon after, these monkeys were driven by a combination of Shuyin's rage and their own carnal desires into the Farplane, where they proceeded to copulate on top of Vegnagun. Shuyin, driven by disgust at his own actions and being witnessed at doing such by the semblance of his love Lenne (may she rest in peace), was defeated and dispersed. This did not occur until after the monkeys proceeded to throw their filth at my comrade Nooj and thrusted against the shrieking LeBlanc, who successfully beat off a few of her "suitors" with her fan.

As sordid as this tale was, I felt it my duty to let you know the truth, as this is an important lesson that we of New Yevon have learned. Now, if you will excuse me, Gippal is currently fixing my disc-viewing machina and I would like to destroy some fiends.

In Spira's Name,
Praetor Baralai
 
 
Current Location: New Bevelle
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: Chanting
 
 
 
06 September 2007 @ 08:37 am
parcus || Herself
Subject: HAY THAR

8DDD HAY THAR EVERYONE.
 
 
05 September 2007 @ 12:57 pm
parcus || Rufus ShinRa
Subject: Geisha!Rufus ShinRa

My virginity is very valuable. You have got to make a better offer than 20, 000 gil (There is no way I'm giving my virginity to JENOVA)</small>.
 
 
05 September 2007 @ 11:28 am
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parcus || Rufus ShinRa

You. Kaiba. I challenge you to a capitalism war.


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05 September 2007 @ 11:10 am
parcus || Rufus ShinRA, Yunalesca
fortuna || Albel Nox, Kisuke Urahara
regeneration || Shiro, JENOVA
arcesso || Tifa Lockhart, Sora
tsunderes || Kafuka Fuura, Dietrich von Lohengrin, Allen Walker
pretzelcoatl || Baralai
captainlilith || Aizen